FACTS : aajkal ki gals.....

Boy : What Is Ur Name
Girl : Q Bataon, Me Tumhein Nahi Janti
Boy: Na Batao Me Konsa Tumhen Apni New
HONDA Car Main Bitha K
5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha
...Girl: Nida, B.Com Final Year, Punjab College
College Timing 8am To 1pm,
Friday Timing 8 To 12pm
Sunday Off
Aati Abu K Sath Hun
Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hon











Define a True Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and
...a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.See More







COME LIKE A HORSE
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SIT LIKE A THIEF
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AND GO LIKE KING…
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This slogan was written on a TOILET DOOR :D









Crispy Fact !!

Call a girl pretty & She will remember it for 5 minutes..

Call a girl ugly & She will remember it forever :P :D







F A C T . . . ! ! !

Guys Get Mad Easily
Girls Get Sad Easily

...Guys Can Forget,
But Cannot Forgive
Girls Can Forgive,
But Cannot Forget

Guys Care The Most About
The Quantity of Love
Girls Care The Most About
The Quality of Love

Guys Break-Up When
They Feel Love From Another
Girl
Girls Break-Up When
They Feel The Feeling of
Separation From Her Man . . .
Good morning Youngistaan








There Are Two Choices
In Life:

Stay Single And Be Miserable

...0r

Get Married And Wish You
Were Dead. . .:P








The Most Embarrassing situation in a Boy's life :-
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When his Female Friend calls him in the Morning & his Mother picks-up the call
and
says:- "beta.... Wo to Latrine gaya hua hai ...........!!!!!!!!!!!!










!!.. For Husbands ...!!
How To Start Ur Day
Wid A Positive Outlook

Open A New File In Your PC & Name It As "Wife"
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Send It To The RECYCLE BIN.

Empty The RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC Will Ask You,

"Are You Sure You Want To Delete Wife
Permanently?"

Answer Calmly, 'Yes' And Press The Mouse Button Firmly

U'l Feel Better For Sure :D








The most romantic lines:
Main kho gaya hu tumhare pyaar me tum bhi kho jao..

If translated in English it becomes:
“I am lost in ur love, u also GET LOST” :D










Millions Of People

Wrote Love Letters

But
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Everyone Sends

The First Love Letter

To Me

Just Imagine

How Handsome I am

Quoted By Dustbin :D












How To Convert
A Most Interesting Song
0f Yours As A Damn
IRRITATING Song ? ? ?
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Just Set It As You
"ALARM" Tone. . . . =P =DSee More