Happy Birthday, Maa !!!

Happy Birthday, Maa !!!



You're the reason to my smile.

You're my heart, my life..




You only taught me to be myself

And I found my best friend in you, nobody else..




Thank you Maa, for blesing me with this life

Without you, I'm nowhere in the sky high..




You've been strict, been polite, even been hard

But all that was also, for our good present n past...




I owe my quality of patience N calmness frm you

That these are the best things I could ask from you...




I want you to be happy, to be always healthy N safe

That I know, you've gone through many bad times, all for our sake...




Have so many things to say, but never had words to express

I truly thank my God for granting me my Mom as bless...




Happy Birthday, Maa !!




Love you !!!

my new passion - painting.... comments plzzzz

funny stuff... don mind it... jus for fun....

This is

..................Ultimate.... ..............


...I bet u can't stop laughing after reading this.


These are Girls profiles taken from SOME MATRIMONIAL SITE. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile descripttion as everything is straight from the heart!

SO LET's HAVE A GR8 FUN


~ : Disclaimer : ~

I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...


- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u welcome to my heart...

when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or

send u letter..

Thanks

yours Regards Sowmya ~*~



i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Wut Homework?)



I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a

first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.

Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)



i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me

and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)



i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)


HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY

,THEY ARE

1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY

TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing {laughing})



whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)



i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate

ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")



iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)



my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )



iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)



hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)



Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

(Zebra..???)


? SOUND GOOD NA ?

Doctor and a Bee

A man comes running to the doctor shouting &

screaming
...In pain "Please doctor you've got to help me.

I've been stung by a
Bee."

DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."


MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be

miles
Away by now."


DOCTOR: "No you don't understand! I'll put some

cream
On the place you were stung."


MAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was
Sitting under a tree"


DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on

which
Part of your body did that bee sting."


MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The

bee
Stung me on my finger and it really hurts"


DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
"Which one?"


MAN (innocently ): "How may I to know? All bees

looks Same to me." :P :DSee More

hmmmmmm

Arz Kiya Hai !

Zindagi Ne Diye Hain Bare Dhoke

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Zindagi Ne Diye Hain Bare Dhoke
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But Its Ok Its Ok :D

FACTS : aajkal ki gals.....

Boy : What Is Ur Name
Girl : Q Bataon, Me Tumhein Nahi Janti
Boy: Na Batao Me Konsa Tumhen Apni New
HONDA Car Main Bitha K
5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha
...Girl: Nida, B.Com Final Year, Punjab College
College Timing 8am To 1pm,
Friday Timing 8 To 12pm
Sunday Off
Aati Abu K Sath Hun
Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hon











Define a True Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and
...a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.See More







COME LIKE A HORSE
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.
.
...
SIT LIKE A THIEF
.
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.
.

AND GO LIKE KING…
.
.
.
.

This slogan was written on a TOILET DOOR :D









Crispy Fact !!

Call a girl pretty & She will remember it for 5 minutes..

Call a girl ugly & She will remember it forever :P :D







F A C T . . . ! ! !

Guys Get Mad Easily
Girls Get Sad Easily

...Guys Can Forget,
But Cannot Forgive
Girls Can Forgive,
But Cannot Forget

Guys Care The Most About
The Quantity of Love
Girls Care The Most About
The Quality of Love

Guys Break-Up When
They Feel Love From Another
Girl
Girls Break-Up When
They Feel The Feeling of
Separation From Her Man . . .
Good morning Youngistaan








There Are Two Choices
In Life:

Stay Single And Be Miserable

...0r

Get Married And Wish You
Were Dead. . .:P








The Most Embarrassing situation in a Boy's life :-
.?
.?
.?
.?
....?
When his Female Friend calls him in the Morning & his Mother picks-up the call
and
says:- "beta.... Wo to Latrine gaya hua hai ...........!!!!!!!!!!!!










!!.. For Husbands ...!!
How To Start Ur Day
Wid A Positive Outlook

Open A New File In Your PC & Name It As "Wife"
...
Send It To The RECYCLE BIN.

Empty The RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC Will Ask You,

"Are You Sure You Want To Delete Wife
Permanently?"

Answer Calmly, 'Yes' And Press The Mouse Button Firmly

U'l Feel Better For Sure :D








The most romantic lines:
Main kho gaya hu tumhare pyaar me tum bhi kho jao..

If translated in English it becomes:
“I am lost in ur love, u also GET LOST” :D










Millions Of People

Wrote Love Letters

But
...
Everyone Sends

The First Love Letter

To Me

Just Imagine

How Handsome I am

Quoted By Dustbin :D












How To Convert
A Most Interesting Song
0f Yours As A Damn
IRRITATING Song ? ? ?
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....
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.
.
.
.
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Just Set It As You
"ALARM" Tone. . . . =P =DSee More

DID YOU KNOW:

"I t
I s
F a c e - b o o k
...T h a t
M a d e
M e
R e a l i z e
T h a t
I
'L i k e'
S o
M a n y
T h i n g s . . . " ;)




Not even 2012, Paranormal Activity, shooting, bomb attacks, or failing a class is more terrifying than seeing 5 missed calls from mom. :/ :P





After reading this
sentence
You will realize that
the the brain doesn’t recognize
a second ‘the’.
...Now you read it to
see if that's true . . . ;)
Good morning Youngistaan :)





DID YOU KNOW:
-Kissing is healthy.
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you.
...-89% of guys would want girls to make the first move.
-Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist.
-Chocolate makes you feel better.
-Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
-Guys think its cute when you mess up.









CLASSIC INSULT :

AIEEE results were declared,

A boy messaged his rank to his Galfrnd....
...
She replied, "Naya no. liya hai kya ?"
:)






Things in boys room before marriage
Perfumes,
Love letters,
Gifts,
Friendship Bands,
...Cards &
Nokia N8

After Marriage
Painkillers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid bills &
Nokia 1100 :P :D

hahaha

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..! :o :P

hahaha

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..! :o :P

English And Hindi Always Contradict

The Sooner The Better.
Jaldi Ka Kaam Shetan Ka Hota Hai.
...
Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here.
Bari Lambi Umer Hai, Abhi Tumhari Baat
Kar Rahay Thay.

Absence Makes A Heart Go Fonder.
Nazar Se Ojhal, Dil Se Ojhal.

Fight Your Rights.
Sabar Ka Phal Meetha Hota Hai.

As Wise As An Owl.
Ullo Ka Phata. :D

Aulaad hai tu meri... :(

Kid 2 mom- mumma! Main paida kaise hua?
Mom- maine ek vessel me mitti daal k rakh di aur kuch dino baad dekha to tum paida ho gaye the.
Kid did d same thing...
After a few days he saw a frog in d vessel...
Kid got angry- jee toh karta hai tujhe jaan se maar du, par kya karu? Aulaad hai tu meri... :(

‎31 Ways To Make a Girl Smile (:

1. Tell her she is BEAUTIFUL..

2. Hold her hand at any moment even if its just for a second..
...
3. HUG HER FROM BEHIND!!!!!

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to..

5. Wrestle with her :D

6. don’t go hang out with you ex when shes not with you, you might not relize how badly it hurts her..

7. If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say “hi”..

9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend..

10. Play with her hair..

11. Pick her up (she loves it)..

12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it..

13. Make her laugh..

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms..

15. If she’s mad at you, kiss her..

16. If you care about her, then TELL HER(don’t be afraid to)

17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she’ll hug it every time she goes to sleep),
jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she’ll most likely wear it to bed) or sweatshirts sprayed with
his cologne!! and flowers or something occasionally..

18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you’re alone..

19. Look her in the eyes and smile..

20. Hang out with her on weekends..

21.Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)

22.Kiss her just for the hell of it..

23. If your listening to music, let her listen too. =)

24. Remember her birthday and get her something,even if its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means ALL the world to her.

25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don’t (it’ll make her happy)

26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don’t care so call even if you can only talk for a minute. Girls don’t necessarily have to have hour long conversations every night but its nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello..

27. Give her what she wants..

28. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the
most..

29.DONT hug her friends or your friends that are
girls cause she’ll feel left out..

30.hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang wit your girl friend all the time..

31.If u care about her…SHOW her!(totally)

BACHELOR OF FLIRTISM on Air..! :D

Trin Trin...

Gal: Hello Baby...
......Boy: Ohh, Jaan Bolo..

Gal:
Kahan ho Yaar ?
Subah se koi Ata Pata hi Nhi hai Tumhara..!!

Boy:
Arey Hum to Khoye huwe hain Aapki Aankho me..
Gal:
Abhi kya kar Rahe ho???

Boy:
Tumhari hi Pic Dekh raha hun,
Kahin Aur Mann Lag hi Nahi raha.

Gal:
Maine to Tumhe Apni Pic di hi nahi..!

Boy:
Arey Tumhari Pic to Barson se;
Mere Dil mein Chapi hui hai..!

Gal:
Lekin Hum to Parson hi Mile hain na ?? !!

Boy:
Tumhare Bina Ek Pal bhi;
Barson ke Samaan hai Pinky...

Gal:
Pinky..??? Ye Pinky kaun hai??
Main to Divya hun..!!

Boy:
Dekha Tumse Baat karte hi
Sab kuch Bhool Jata hun..!

Gal:
Tum Sunny hi ho Na???

Boy:
Ghar Waale to Arjun kehte hain,
But Wo Galat ho Sakte hain.. Tum Nahi..

Gal:
Ye '805843251' Ye Tumhara hi No. hai na???

Boy:
Tha to Nahi but ab se hai..!! :P :D

You know you're a medical student when...

this is a dedication to all medical and non-medical students going through their hardship!!!
(E) and (K) stand for different admins on this page btw :P

You know you're a medical student when...

- You take forever explaining to people how long you'll be in school for, and realise you’ll get a medical doctor title the same time your friend gets a PhD doctor title.

- You contemplate anything between dropping out and suicide after you finish each exam, even before knowing the results.

- You get depressed and emotional just thinking about how bad a doctor you’ll become in a few years.

- You answer every question with, “Hmm (pretending to think for a second), I don’t know.” And you know the most correct answer is, “It depends, sir.”

- You diagnose every single abnormality on yourself/family/friends as a life-threatening condition. You think the tiny haematoma on your finger is a risk for PE (Pulmonary Embolism). (In due time XD)

- You watch House and ER, and think you can score in the exams and get through medical school. Wrong, only Dr.Wikipedia helps.

- You instantly feel that you want to bang your head against the wall whenever someone says “You’re a medical student? You must be very smart then!”, because it’s an unbearable accusation. (SO TRUE)

- You work out so that you get a six pack, so that you will make a good simulated patient for the seniors. (Interesting..)

- Your friend/cousin zooms in front of you with his brand new car and treats you to lunch with his own paycheck and on top of that, talks about property and houses to buy. And you’re still struggling to buy second hand reference books. (T.T)

- You have exams in a few days and when you try doing practice questions, you don’t know what to do with your pen besides underlining the key words in the question.

- Conversations with people involve “So tell me what happened.”, “So how does that make you feel?”, and “I understand it must be very difficult for you.” (That's BS for you ;D)

- You have a peak moment in life when a senior says “good” or “well done”; it’s so relieving to know you’re not a complete drain on society. (:D)

- You’re content knowing that you actually do lead a normal and sane life. Even if it’s just a few hours in a day, while you’re asleep. (Hahaha..)

- You’re completely socially retarded when you hang out with non-medics as you don't know what to talk about besides your miserable life as a medical student. (Oh no...)

- A patient/doctor asks if you've done a procedure before (e.g. cannulation, suturing) and you say "Yes", without revealing the fact that the previous patients were plastic models. (Soon.. soon... *grins*)

- You don’t understand why summer vacation is only one month, although summer itself is three months. (Yeah loh)

- You wash your hands after meals and the loo using the 6-step technique. (Not.. YET)

- You’re secretly happy that the really smart guy stopped medical school and start complotting who next to eliminate. Just so the normal distribution skews to the left so you won’t fail. (*evil smirk*)

- Your roommate, housemate, neighbour, boyfriend, girlfriend, any close friends and practically everybody are not spared from being your simulated patient.

- You can’t wait for weekends, so that you can catch up on your readings.

- You have a list of pathologies that you don't mind dying from. Definitely not cancer though. (AGREED)

- You count the days till your next more-than-two-days-weekend-break, which is at least 4 months away. (Normally... YES...)

- "SOB" means short of breath to you. (Might be a sign of CHD...*thinks*)

- You know the size of a RBC. (7 microns in diameter LOL)

- Your eyesight has worsened by 10 pts or more in the last year. (I think got leh...)

- It doesn't matter how much you study, there is always so much more material to learn.

- You are more familiar with last names such as Netter, Moore, Grant, Guyton, Robbins, etc than the last names of your classmates. (Hmmm...)

- You wonder when you'll have time to get married and start a family. (No joke..)

- You check the nutritional chart in the boxes of everything you eat. (!!!)

- Right before exams, you have a hard time remembering why you want to be a doctor. (You mean like.. right NOW?)

- You don't have "backpain"; you have a somatic dysfunction on .... (XD)

- When you wonder why people are giving you weird looks as your friend explains the latest perverted mnemonic to you as you sit in a cafe.

- ER begins to make sense.

- Getting a B is actually pretty darn good.

- You often mumble to yourself, “F***! Am I supposed to know that?” as soon as you see or hear about some disease/symptom/sign that you completely have no clue about. Then you blame it on the medical school for not teaching you that.

useful,,,,

..."The proper function of man is to live - not to exist." -- Jack LondonToo often we go through life on autopilot, going through the motions and having each day pass like the one before it.That's fine, and comfortable, until you have gone through another year without having done anything, without having really lived life.That's fine, until you have reached old age and look back on life with regrets.That's fine, until you see your kids go off to college and realize that you missed their childhoods.It's not fine. If you want to truly live life, to really experience it, to enjoy it to the fullest, instead of barely scraping by and only living a life of existence, then you need to find ways to break free from the mold and drink from life.What follows is just a list of ideas, obvious ones mostly that you could have thought of yourself, but that I hope are useful reminders. We all need reminders sometimes.

If you find this useful, print it out, and start using it. Today.

1. Love. Perhaps the most important. Fall in love, if you aren't already. If you have, fall in love with your partner all over again. Abandon caution and let your heart be broken. Or love family members, friends, anyone -- it doesn't have to be romantic love. Love all of humanity, one person at a time.

2. Get outside. Don't let yourself be shut indoors. Go out when it's raining. Walk on the beach. Hike through the woods. Swim in a freezing lake. Bask in the sun. Play sports, or walk barefoot through grass. Pay close attention to nature.

3. Savor food. Don't just eat your food, but really enjoy it. Feel the texture, the bursts of flavors. Savor every bite. If you limit your intake of sweets, it will make the small treats you give yourself (berries or dark chocolate are my favorites) even more enjoyable. And when you do have them, really, really savor them. Slowly.

4. Create a morning ritual. Wake early and greet the day. Watch the sun rise. Out loud, tell yourself that you will not waste this day, which is a gift. You will be compassionate to your fellow human beings, and live every moment to its fullest. Stretch or meditate or exercise as part of your ritual. Enjoy some coffee.

5. Take chances. We often live our lives too cautiously, worried about what might go wrong. Be bold, risk it all. Quit your job and go to business for yourself (plan it out first!), or go up to that girl you've liked for a long time and ask her out. What do you have to lose?

6. Follow excitement. Try to find the things in life that excite you, and then go after them. Make life one exciting adventure after another (with perhaps some quiet times in between).

7. Find your passion. Similar to the above tip, this one asks you to find your calling. Make your living by doing the thing you love to do. First, think about what you really love to do. There may be many things. Find out how you can make a living doing it. It may be difficult, but you only live once.

8. Get out of your cubicle. Do you sit all day in front of computer, shuffling papers and taking phone calls and chatting on the Internet? Don't waste your days like this. Break free from the cubicle environment, and do your work on a laptop, in a coffee shop, or on a boat, or in a log cabin. This may require a change of jobs, or becoming a freelancer. It's worth it.

9. Turn off the TV. How many hours will we waste away in front of the boob tube? How many hours do we have to live? Do the math, then unplug the TV. Only plug it back in when you have a DVD of a movie you love. Otherwise, keep it off and find other stuff to do. Don't know what to do? Read further.

10. Pull away from Internet. You're reading something on the Internet right now. And, with the exception of this article, it is just more wasting away of your precious time. You cannot get these minutes back. Unplug the Internet, then get out of your office or house. Right now! And go and do something.

11. Travel. Sure, you want to travel some day. When you have vacation time, or when you're older. Well, what are you waiting for? Find a way to take a trip, if not this month, then sometime soon. You may need to sell your car or stop your cable bill and stop eating out to do it, but make it happen. You are too young to not see the world. If need be, find a way to make a living by freelancing, then work while you travel. Only work an hour or two a day. Don't check email but once a week. Then use the rest of the time to see the world.

12. Rediscover what's important. Take an hour and make a list of everything that's important to you. Add to it everything that you want to do in life. Now cut that list down to 4-5 things. Just the most important things in your life. This is your core list. This is what matters. Focus your life on these things. Make time for them.

13. Eliminate everything else. What's going on in your life that's not on that short list? All that stuff is wasting your time, pulling your attention from what's important. As much as possible, simplify your life by eliminating the stuff that's not on your short list, or minimizing it.

14. Exercise. Get off the couch and go for a walk. Eventually try running. Or do some push ups and crunches. Or swim or bike or row. Or go for a hike. Whatever you do, get active, and you'll love it. And life will be more alive.

15. Be positive. Learn to recognize the negative thoughts you have. These are the self-doubts, the criticisms of others, the complaints, the reasons you can't do something. Then stop yourself when you have these thoughts, and replace them with positive thoughts. Solutions. You can do this!

16. Open your heart. Is your heart a closed bundle of scar tissue? Learn to open it, have it ready to receive love, to give love unconditionally. If you have a problem with this, talk to someone about it. And practice makes perfect.

17. Kiss in the rain. Seize the moment and be romantic. Raining outside? Grab your lover and give her a passionate kiss. Driving home? Stop the car and pick some wildflowers. Send her a love note. Dress sexy for him.

18. Face your fears. What are you most afraid of? What is holding you back? Whatever it is, recognize it, and face it. Do what you are most afraid of. Afraid of heights? Go to the tallest building, and look down over the edge. Only by facing our fears can we be free of them.

19. When you suffer, suffer. Life isn't all about fun and games. Suffering is an inevitable part of life. We lose our jobs. We lose our lovers. We lose our pets. We get physically injured or sick. A loved one becomes sick. A parent dies. Learn to feel the pain intensely, and really grieve. This is a part of life -- really feel the pain. And when you're done, move on, and find joy.

20. Slow down. Life moves along at such a rapid pace these days. It's not healthy, and it's not conducive to living. Practice doing everything slowly -- everything, from eating to walking to driving to working to reading. Enjoy what you do. Learn to move at a snail's pace.

21. Touch humanity. Get out of your house and manicured neighborhoods, and find those who live in worse conditions. Meet them, talk to them, understand them. Live among them. Be one of them. Give up your materialistic lifestyle.

22. Volunteer. Help at homeless soup kitchens. Learn compassion, and learn to help ease the suffering of others. Help the sick, those with disabilities, those who are dying.

23. Play with children. Children, more than anyone else, know how to live. They experience everything in the moment, fully. When they get hurt, they really cry. When they play, they really have fun. Learn from them, instead of thinking you know so much more than them. Play with them, and learn to be joyful like them.

24. Talk to old people. There is no one wiser, more experienced, more learned, than those who have lived through life. They can tell you amazing stories. Give you advice on making a marriage last or staying out of debt. Tell you about their regrets, so you can learn from them and avoid the same mistakes. They are the wisdom of our society -- take advantage of their existence while they're still around.

25. Learn new skills. Constantly improve yourself instead of standing still -- not because you're so imperfect now, but because it is gratifying and satisfying. You should accept yourself as you are, and learn to love who you are, but still try to improve -- if only because the process of improvement is life itself.

26. Find spirituality. For some, this means finding God or Jesus or Allah or Buddha. For others, this means becoming in tune with the spirits of our ancestors, or with nature. For still others, this just means an inner energy. Whatever spirituality means for you, rediscover it, and its power.

27. Take mini-retirements. Don't leave the joy of retirement until you are too old to enjoy it. Do it now, while you're young. It makes working that much more worth it. Find ways to take a year off every few years. Save up, sell your home, your possessions, and travel. Live simply, but live, without having to work. Enjoy life, then go back to work and save up enough money to do it again in a couple of years.

28. Do nothing. Despite the tip above that we should find excitement, there is value in doing nothing as well. Not doing nothing as in reading, or taking a nap, or watching TV, or meditating. Doing nothing as in sitting there, doing nothing. Just learning to be still, in silence, to hear our inner voice, to be in tune with life. Do this daily if possible.

29. Stop playing video games. They might be fun, but they can take up way too much time. If you spend a lot of time playing online games, or computer solitaire, or Wii or Gameboy or whatever, consider going a week without it. Then find something else to do, outside.

30. Watch sunsets, daily. One of the most beautiful times of day. Make it a daily ritual to find a good spot to watch the sunset, perhaps having a light dinner while you do so.

31. Stop reading magazines. They're basically crap. And they waste your time and money. Cancel your subscriptions and walk past them at the news stands. If you have to read something, read a trashy novel or even better, read Dumb Little Man once a day and be done.

32. Break out from ruts. Do you do things the same way every day? Change it up. Try something new. Take a different route to work. Start your day out differently. Approach work from a new angle. Look at things from new perspectives.

33. Stop watching the news. It's depressing and useless. If you're a news junky, this may be difficult. I haven't watch TV news or read a newspaper regularly in about two years. It hasn't hurt me a bit. Anything important, my mom tells me about.

34. Laugh till you cry. Laughing is one of the best ways to live. Tell jokes and laugh your head off. Watch an awesome comedy. Learn to laugh at anything. Roll on the ground laughing. You'll love it.

35. Lose control. Not only control over yourself, but control over others. It's a bad habit to try to control others -- it will only lead to stress and unhappiness for yourself and those you try to control. Let others live, and live for yourself. And lose control of yourself now and then too.

36. Cry. Men, especially, tend to hold in our tears, but crying is an amazing release. Cry at sad movies. Cry at a funeral. Cry when you are hurt, or when somebody you love is hurt. It releases these emotions and allows us to cleanse ourselves.

37. Make an awesome dessert. I like to make warm, soft chocolate cake. But even berries dipped in chocolate, or crepes with ice cream and fruit, or fresh apple pie, or homemade chocolate chip cookies or brownies, are great. This isn't an every day thing, but an occasional treat thing. But it's wonderful.

38. Try something new, every week. Ask yourself: "What new thing shall I try this week?" Then be sure to do it. You don't have to learn a new language in one week, but seek new experiences. Give it a try. You might decide you want to keep it in your life.

39. Be in the moment. Instead of thinking about things you need to do, or things that have happened to you, or worrying or planning or regretting, think about what you are doing, right now. What is around you? What smells and sounds and sights and feelings are you experiencing? Learn to do this as much as possible through meditation, but also through bringing your focus back to the present as much as you can in everything you do.

Do tell me if you like it .....

Truth of GOD

A professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....


Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof : Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn ' t. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can ' t answer, can you? Let ' s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From....God.. .
Prof: That ' s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn ' t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don ' t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son...Have you ever
seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I ' m afraid I haven ' t.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn ' t exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof:
Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn ' t.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don ' t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can ' t go
any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy . Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn ' t darkness?
Student : You ' re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it ' s called darkness, isn ' t it? In
reality, darkness isn ' t. If it were you would be able to make
darkness darker, wouldn ' t you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can ' t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor ' s brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor ' s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. )
Prof: I guess you ' ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.


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love

As I wait for sign so I know

You are mine everyday

I look in the mirror and I see your face

The walls break down down

When you smile at me

And the world's much brighter than the one I seel